Thrackerzog very much treats cooking as a hobby. He’s joked that it’s in some ways an unfortunate one because he can’t sell his chicken cacciatore on etsy. He came up with an initial recipe that included a few of non-fresh ingredients in canned or pre-packaged form, and won the chili cookoff in his office using that recipe. But since the end of 2011, our recipe has had a few revisions and is now completely fresh (with the obvious exception of some seasonings). We’re happy to share out delicious cooking if only digitally, so I’m updating that recipe to reflect the more fresh construction. I’m giving proportions based on the pounds of pork purchased, so it’s a highly scalable recipe. (The last time we made it, we used 8 pounds of pork and used a giant stockpot to start cooking down the sauce.)
This recipe is one of the most delicious things we do in the kitchen. It’s also incredibly time-intensive and we only do it a few times a year. But oh, is it worth it.
- The amount of tomatillos you want will vary based on how large a pork roast you’re planning on cooking. Buy at least twice as many pounds of tomatillos as pork. You can use a small amount for just a couple people or cook for a bunch.
- Poblano chiles. For the proportion on these, plan on halving the pounds of tomatillos and using that number of poblanos and anaheims each. Obviously adjust to taste for spiciness and flavor. (Some supermarkets label these “pasillas” rather than poblanos, but that’s wrong. Pasilla is the dried form of a chilaca, rather like how dried poblanos are called ancho chiles.)
- An equal number of anaheim chiles to poblanos. (Again, this is adjustable according to taste)
- A yellow onion for approximately every 5 pounds of pork
It took adulthood for me to realize that while I make something I grew up calling “quiche,” it doesn’t really fit the normal meaning.
For one thing, quiche has a crust like a pie and none of the ingredients include Bisquick, ordinary or homemade. For another, all quiche recipes call for a lot more milk than I seem to use. But more than anything else is the fact that the texture of quiche does not remotely resemble the light fluffiness I get from my usual what-leftovers-do-I-have egg dish.
Basically if quiche could be called egg pie, I think I make egg cake. But it’s nummy and I figured I’d share.
- Some Bisquick (purchased or homemade)
- Homemade bisquick proportions are: 2 cups flour, 1 tablespoon baking powder, 1 teaspoon salt and 1/3 cup shortening. Obviously scale as needed. I think I usually use a cup or so in a quiche, but it’s always a bit fuzzy
- Things you want to bake with eggs; I usually like things like ham, mushrooms, broccoli, but really I’ve used all sorts of stuff
- Cheese, if you want it
- Around 1/2 cup of milk. I use 2%
- Enough eggs that they look like enough volume to cover your ingredients in the baking dish.
Preheat your oven to 350° and make sure you grease your baking dish/pie plate with Pam or something. Put your filling items in the baking dish however looks tasty to you.
Then in a mixing bowl, combine eggs, milk and Bisquick. Pour that over your vegetable/meat/cheese/fungus assortment. Is it enough to cover? y/n
y: You’re golden. Put it in the oven covered and check in 30 minutes. You can uncover it at some point so the top browns. Pull it out when it’s not giggly in the middle anymore.
n: Do you have more eggs? If so, just combine those with a bit more milk and as you put it in the dish, jostle it about in hopes that it will combine consistently with the rest of your batter. For me, it’s usually a toss up because this is something I wake up wanting on the weekend when my last grocery shopping trip is a week behind me. So any time I remember to count how many eggs I have before I start making this is a major plus and I avoid the bleary, shamefaced trip to the corner market so I can finish cooking.
Anyway, eat it. It’s yummy.
I have invented a thing that I’m confident is actually a new thing in the world. And it’s delicious.
It is banana pie. Not like banana cream pie or a pie including bananas, but a baked pie that the main ingredient is bananas. And like a few of my favorite dessert recipe ideas, it came from a mostly forgotten dream.
It occurred to me that mashed banana is a lot like fresh pumpkin in texture and I wondered if anyone had ever tried to modify a pumpkin pie recipe to use bananas instead. So I turned to Google and was surprised to discover that no one seems to have done so.
I was compelled to try it. For science.
Here’s the recipe.
UPDATE: I have since made this pie a few more times and I have some substitutions & shifts I think make this better.
- 3.5 cups mashed banana
- One 14 oz. can of sweetened condensed milk
- Three eggs
- Dark Rum
- Pie Crust*
*I’ll be honest, I most commonly just use these.
The nice thing about making banana pie instead of pumpkin is it is much quicker to whip up than a fresh pumpkin pie.
First you get your crusts sorted out, whatever that means for you. I’m mostly not an ambitious purist so I let refrigerated ones warm up and unroll them into my pie plates.
Next, preheat your oven to 425°.
Next up you mash up a bunch of bananas until you get to 3.5 cups. I’d recommend not using bananas that aren’t too ripe, since you get some sweetness from the sweetened condensed milk and you don’t want the pie to be too cloying. Put it in a bowl (unless you don’t have an immersion blender, but you really should get one. They’re incredibly useful, make clean-up effortless and are currently less than $30 on Amazon.)
Add the can of sweetened condensed milk, eggs and vanilla to the mixing bowl. Next add however much rum sounds good to you. (For flavorings like vanilla or alcohol, I basically never measure them. Eyeballed pours all the way.) Normally I’d use Myer’s because it’s the basic dark rum we usually have; for this recipe I was out, and used the somewhat fancier Kilo Kai we picked up a while back.
Regarding spices I do the same sort of “hey-that-looks-good” type of measurement for liquid flavorings. I was cautious with the spices for my first attempt, using just cinnamon and cloves, but I’m looking forward to tinkering in the future.
Pull out your immersion blender and process the mixing bowl contents so they’re silky smooth. If you don’t have an immersion blender, I would suggest using a food processor to smoothly blend together the banana and sweetened condensed milk, and using whatever mixing device you usually to to beat together the rest of the ingredients.
Put the filling in your pie plate and bake at 425° for around 25 minutes. Then turn your oven down to 350°. Bake for another 30-35 minutes (variable on your oven, altitude, etc.) until the pie has set up. A knife inserted should come out clean just like with pumpkin pie. Once it’s finished, pull it out, allow it to cool and chill in the fridge.
Serve cold topped with whipped cream just like pumpkin pie. It’s delicious.
Chicken cacciatore is one of my go-to delicious meal ideas. It’s simple and fast enough to make after work, although like a good spaghetti sauce, it gets even tastier if it has more time to stew.
- 4 chicken thighs and 4 legs
- 2 tablespoons minced garlic
- cremini mushrooms
- one yellow onion
- two green bell peppers
- two red bell peppers (optional, changes the flavor)
- 1.5 cups red wine*
- 1 cup chicken stock
- 28 oz. can crushed tomatoes
- 6 oz. can tomato paste
- dried oregano
- Basmati (or other favorite) rice to serve on
*We keep a box of red wine in the pantry specifically for cooking because a number of our favorite recipes include red wine. It stays sealed and fresher than an open bottle of wine. We’ve really enjoyed the results of Bota Box wines such as their shiraz.
Dust the chicken with flour and brown in olive oil.
While the chicken is browning, you can save some time by getting the mushroom started in the enameled dutch oven. Slice the mushrooms and cook them in olive oil with the garlic.
Set the chicken aside and use the chicken pan to brown the onions.
slignot’s editorial comment: I had prodded Thrack to actually finish this post, since I love it when he shows off his hidden awesome chef powers. But he’s let this one languish a long time, so forgive me, but I’m taking over.
Thrack cooks steaks in a cooler now. I thought he was crazy, because well, it sounds crazy to cook meat in a basic plastic cooler. But it’s a cheap way of replicating a fancy sounding French method of cooking vacuum sealed stuff in a water bath. Using a sous-vide method results in delicious, tender and evenly cooked steaks. There are lots of fancy ways of doing it, but if you don’t need to keep the temperature absolutely constant, this works just fine. It’s surprisingly easy, with the biggest investment being cooking time.
Just like pre-heating an oven, the first step is to get your water to the right temperature for the level of done-ness you’re aiming for. It will take some time to get the temperature exactly where you want it and stable. There are tricky ways of building water heaters to manage the temperature for you, but frankly, just putting in hot water from the tap and fiddling using boiled water from the stove gets the job done just fine. The first time you try it, you’ll want to figure out a good idea of what your heat loss rate is before you add the steaks, because you’ll need to add more hot water as you cook.
Once you get your water bath going, you work on the prepping the steaks for sealing. Like with lots of cooking, start out by patting the meat dry, then season however you like. We used tri-tips for our (pictured) first run.
The spice mix was a combination of garlic powder, smoked paprika, onion powder, nutmeg, cayenne pepper, ground sage and alder smoked salt. We stumbled across a bunch of fancy salts at a local Harmon’s a while back. Many of them smelled wonderful, the alder smoked salts blew all the others away. Seriously, this is amazing stuff.
After you’ve gotten your meat seasoned, slide them in sous-vide bags (which you can get a basic grocery store now). We put a pat of butter against each steak for added NOMs. Then you seal it up tight.
As you start placing the sealed packages in your water bath, don’t forget that adding cool meat (or veggies, etc. you can cook pretty much anything this way) will drop the temperature in the water bath, so you’ll need to carefully add fresh hot water to bring the temperature back up without overheating the outer edges of your steaks.
While you don’t need much fancy equipment, you really should consider getting an in-oven thermometer with a corded probe. They are exceedingly useful, and can easily be purchased for $20 or less. You lose less heat since you don’t need to open the cooler to check the temperature. It’s easier to keep the temperature stable, and cooks the meat more evenly because the hot water you add is less likely to brown the outermost parts of the steaks.
You will want to be careful about submerging the cable, however. We weren’t attentive enough keeping the sensor’s braided cable above the water level on our second meal, and destroyed that probe. We picked up another unit that has a solid cable shielding, but it’s still vulnerable where it joins the metal; we’re thinking of getting some heat shrink tubing try to seal it up a bit.
Cooking time depends on the size of the meat, but what you’re aiming for here isn’t just getting the meat safely cooked through. You’re essentially slow-cooking them so it breaks down connective tissue and yields a very tender steak that’s juicy and delicious. But instead of making meat stringy like a crock pot would, the water is sealed away, keeping the steaks like steak.
So while the meat may be done all the way through in an hour, it is so much more tasty if you cook them for three or more. The nice thing about this method is you can’t overcook anything. Because you’re bringing things to the temperature of what’s around them, once they get there, it doesn’t continue. Things don’t get dry or tough either. It takes time, but is honestly a simple method.
However long you decide to cook them for, if you’re on the rare/medium-rare side of things, the steaks look a little strange and undercooked as you pull them out.
When they come out, the steaks will be the same level of doneness all the way through, so instead of looking at a medium-rare steak where only the middle is pink, it’s consistently pink and tender. The last step before serving is to get an oiled pan nice and hot, and quickly sear the steaks.
The result is juicy, tender and amazing. And look at that pink interior! OM NOM NOM.
We’ve been terribly busy lately and blogging has suffered. I have a backlog of posts that are in progress that I simply haven’t had time to finish. Part of what kept us busy was a dinner with Thrack’s parents on Sunday when he made his incredible chicken cacciatore. It was so delicious and filling that we didn’t even prepare the crepes we’d planned.
We’re eating them for dinner tonight. There are two varieties: caramelized apples & pecans, and fresh strawberries. I have these signature wine and fruit reduction syrups that go with each. The white wine sauce was one I came up with in a dream; it’s made with pears and meyer’s lemons. The red sauce I’ve been making for ages and is fresh squeezed oranges and a clamshell of raspberries.
We’re having dessert for dinner. We’re responsible grownups. Shut up.
Note: This recipe has been updated & reposted here.
My office holds a chili cook-off competition every year, and we’ve recently perfected a delicious chile verde recipe that is flavorful, tender and lets you scale the spice by adding just how many chiles of whatever type you want. It’s an almost entirely fresh recipe, where you don’t rely on canned enchilada sauce, which is mostly green chiles, water and spices anyway. The trick that makes everything much better is roasting almost everything before you combine it to simmer. This is fairly informal, without strict measuring since it relies on long cook time for deliciousness. The ingredients:
- Approximately 6 pounds of tomatillos.
- Four poblano chiles. (Some supermarkets label these “pasillas” rather than poblanos, but that’s wrong. Pasilla is the dried form of a chilaca, rather like how dried poblanos are called ancho chiles.)
- Two anaheim chiles.
- One yellow onion.
- Two limes.
- One biggish bunch of cilantro.