I Will Shoot You With Paintballs
There are some days while driving when I sincerely wish for a voice activated paintball gun to punish bad drivers. Today was one of those days.
It was a basic, simple morning. I was driving on the freeway, thinking about Star Trek when the driver of a Honda in the lane to my left decided xe would like to be in the space my car was currently occupying. So without signalling or checking, the Honda driver abruptly changed lanes at my car. I swerved, braked and honked, all of which elicited zero response from the Civic driver. So whoever you are, fuck you and your civic.